The Practice of Psychotherapy

You know, you can tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist by how they pronounce “unionized”.

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What’s the difference between the Superfriends’ headquarters and Superman’s Fortress of Solitude?

One’s the Hall of Justice and the other’s a hall of just ice.

 
 
¿Que hacen las vacas cuando tienen tiempo libre?

¡Se toman vacaciones!

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Nineteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

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How does an accountant cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Ouch!

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That’s Iike the optician who fell into his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

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Well, I posted this to r/dinosaurs and discovered that r/dinosaurs doesn’t have a sense of humor.

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Those with an inflated perception of their administrative skills usually don’t.

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I am amused by the dinosaurs splooting.

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Plesiosaurs, methinks.

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

DoYaThinkHeSaurus?

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?

You get an abomination against nature! Also known as a mule.

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Whats the difference between a shark and lawyer?

One is an ancient order of mostly cartilaginous predatory fish, whereas the other is a trained legal professional who offers their services for a fee.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up & says “What is this, a joke?”

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“Are you positive?”

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What do you call a blind stag?
No eye deer!

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What do you call a blind stag with no legs?

Still no eye deer.

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In that case you may as well had gone full throttle,

I’ll also leave this here while we’re on the subject of dinosaurs,

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