Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/25/arrest-warrant-issued-for-disg.html
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Looks like he’s practicing Downward Spiral.
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“he claims in the video above that women are clamoring to pay him $1,000,000 for a single drop of his sperm.”
He might want to call those gals and seal the deal, because it sounds like he could use it.
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Maybe he can offer a BOGO to sweeten the deal. (Although I can’t imagine all that hot yoga will do anything positive for your sperm count.)
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He must really be sweating this one.
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Super sperm like that I bet one dose will do you. You don’t want to get someone double pregnant.
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I don’t see the big deal here. So what if he’s on the hook for 6-8 drops of semen? I could produce that much in my sleep!
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You’re sure that isn’t urine? You aren’t getting any younger, you know.
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It’s that hot mess yoga.
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Not if he’s practicing…
… YOGA!
Breath in… relax.
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This image is so disturbing. I mean, what kind of animal doesn’t set their camera’s white balance when they go inside?
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Better? It’s a fill flash*, so if the color of the room light doesn’t match the cool xenon light, it’s hard to color correct because different areas need different correction.
(* observe shadow on wall to the left of his torso)
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“Calling women with offers of providing semen” probably isn’t the best idea for a guy who already owes millions of dollars in sexual harassment claims.
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The Republican party are already asking him to run.
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I feel like this belongs in the <a href=“https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/v-victory-v/71196"target=”_blank">Victory thread.
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Fortune favors the bold!
Wow! He could really blow a wad!
I mean it’s “better,” but nothing really will ever make this truly better, will it? Good call on the flash; thank goodness since the iPhone™ has a color-balanced flash such atrocities will never happen again.
