As man exits truck to assault cyclist, car jacker steals truck and hits person in a wheelchair

Classic, if not unfortunate example of Schlemiel meets Schlimazel.

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Or…

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Must’ve been outside a Chuck-E-Cheese.

This is a good allegory, with Trump playing the carjacker, and the GOP as the truck driver. You know who you and I are in this tale.

Is it carjacking if the car being jacked is unoccupied?

I feel that car jacking is car jacking, independent of kidnapping occurring or not.

I’m unsatisfied.
The post never explained why Florida Man was in California that day.

Turns out the guy in the wheelchair was the mob boss who had the cyclist’s wife murdered.

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And the cop that showed up to the site was the cyclist’s wife’s lover.

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Not that any of these people even knew about one another until this happened.

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For Example.

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