Ask the cat

Are you circumspect?

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Which world map projection is your favorite? (Dymaxion is the only wrong choice)

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Do you prefer bleach or ammonia for general purpose cleaning?

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What if I don’t have a question? Can I ask anyway?

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Why can’t I pee lieing down?

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Are you having trouble with gravity or something?

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I’ve done it before - it’s not something you’ll be pleased about in the morning.

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What’s the best way to dispose of a body?

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Dangit, why do some of my surreal, misspelling based comedy routines fail to land?

Why @Purplecat, why!?

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K, well, I’m guessing the reference is not from Douglas Adams since you just requested a Hooloovoo.

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@Purplecat, what’s the difference between roommates and neighbors? (Answer: I feel a twinge of guilt when my roomies see me walking around naked)

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I sometimes have dreams where I’m peeing (in the dream). Scares the shit out of me.

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I think @spunkytws has you covered on that one.

And thus the bed is doubly soiled.

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I used to want the power to make dreams real. I’m questioning that now …

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I still want the power to manifest my reality, instantaneously.

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About 11m/s.

You owe the cat your name, your quest, and your favourite colour.

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Where did I leave my good marker pen?

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Nope. not answering that. Too risky.

Depends who’s asking. Some people (not your tweedy, fishy self) would get asked for a mix of both.

Technically,you should choose your projection based on what you want to show. Mercator is absolutely fine if you’re after a navigational chart. Which most people aren’t.
Personally I think Kavrayskiy is good for a map of the world.
And of course, a question about maps means that I have to post these:

You owe the cat an oblate spheroid.

To ask a null question, you must become the question. flow with the lines of text.Press that reply button. Be the question.

You owe the cat more cute hedgehog pics. Because I’m, not passing up that sort of opportunity.

You can! I believe in you. Just apply more alcohol and try again. Whether you have succeeded or failed is, however, up to you.

You owe the cat slightly less curiosity.

Surely I have. But that’s not important right now.

You owe the cat directions to the white zone.

Best is subjective. There are loads of answers to this question.

  1. If the body isn’t quite dead, call an ambulance.
  2. If you want to catch who did it, call the police.
  3. If you want more dead bodies, call the American police.
  4. If you’re in trouble right now, call Winston Wolf.
  5. If you’re in trouble, but not for a while, call your local pig farmer.
  6. If the body is standing up and lurching towards you, then take the car, go to Mum’s place, kill Phil (sorry Phil), grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait until this all blows over.

You owe the cat a slice of fried gold.

Everyone expects your puns to be a bit fishy, so you can’t reel the audience in with anything else. They just won’t take the bait, and the whole thing is a net loss. Perhaps if you tried to say the puns they would work better, but then you have to worry that your audience is hard of herring.

You owe the cat some tartare sauce.

Two walls, a cry of “what the hay!” and some very long faces indeed.

You owe the cat a trip to the doctor to get those twinges checked out.

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