If the meteorite-bearing metal loops were centered on the back of his belt he could have a little sign attached that said “Kiss My Asteroid.” I guess he could have a sign where it already is on the front side too, for that matter. 
For anyone who’s thinking of doing this (or something similar), the “Campo del Cielo” meteorite is also very metallic iron, but a lot cheaper than the sikhote alin. Nantan is even cheaper (and iron) but most is so weathered that it tends to crumble when exposed to moisture.
It soared across the universe over thousands of years to end up on that belt?
There is clearly no god.
Seems like a lot of effort for an ugly belt and a bad pun.
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