Attempt to crush book with hydraulic press goes awry

[jerwin]

That film sounds absolutely bonkers.

[sarc]

how do you follow that…
well there was a video of some guy dressed as a doctor
pounding away at what sounded like boiler plate on a cot
but this just went on and on and on…
so I avoided commenting…
but following the doctors strike in the uk I’m inclined to be
more humorous now… but I probably sub-consciencely
could not crash my humour then

[Jim_Kirk]

Awry, or amazeballs!?!

[allenk]

@OtherMichael

Nincs semi báj.

Hungarian guide:

Nem báj – no problem.
Semi báj – no [nothing] problem.
Nemi báj – venereal disease.

[smut_clyde]

[TobinL]

@allenk

Hungarian guide:

Nem báj – no problem.Semi báj – no [nothing] problem.Nemi báj – venereal disease.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[smut_clyde]

@kupfernigk

“How does a Russian drive in a nail? He uses his forehead. What if it’s a really big nail? He finds a Finn and uses his forehead.”

@kupfernigk

the church had a carillon - a kind of musical box movement that rang full size church bells. I was asked to take a look at it because it was malfunctioning.

Eliminate the whole problem: Remove the compressor and the reservoir; replace them with a team of Russians (or Finns) to head-butt the bells.

“Oh that guy? I don’t know his name, but his face rings a bell.”

[PhasmaFelis]

@kupfernigk

Stored energy is always a potential problem.

I see what you did there.

[RickMycroft]

I look forward to the inevitable showdown!

[grimatongueworm]

Amazed this guy is still alive (and has all of his limbs intact)