Attorney took contraband into jail then gave the world this mugshot

I mean, there’s the National Parks Service crochet patterns, that’s more along the lines of what lots of us miss from BB of the days of yore.

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Indeed, posting mainly Wonderful Things can’t be that hard in a world that contains Capybaras, and Tapirs. :hugs:

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And a story about a dog rapist, don’t forget…

:woman_facepalming:t5:

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… I had forgotten

I hope to forget again soon :grimacing:

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Way back in the dark ages, before I even registered that there was a “back here” back here, I had this site indexed under “Science sites.” Ah, the good old days… Sadly, we cannot ignore the political realities, much as I would like to. But giving us some leavening of wonderful things would be lovely.

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This is way off topic but i find it interesting that BB had a sort of nerd cred back in the day that you would find cropping up in the most random shit online and i miss that. Having said that… it seems to be putting up some fight of not being absorbed into the corporatised blob that the rest of the internet has become/is becoming. I will ignore the BB shop for the time being. :grimacing:

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I bought (or tried to buy) one thing from the BB shop. One. Thing. Never got said thing (Visio liscense), and well, fool me once, won’t get fooled again. Horrible experience.

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1000% this.

More kooky art projects, crazy STEM projects, more happy mutants, please!

I could really do without the dog rapists and general hey, look-at-this-weird-violent-crime stories.

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This looks like a shot one would find on a stock photo site “bug–eyed sweaty man in suit staring at camera” or such, but would be scrolled past due to looking too inauthentic.

This is amazing. I really think this guy has a career as a model for stock photography, er, once he gets out of prison.

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Hrm, works for me :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

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I know that we shouldn’t diagnose based on physical characteristics, but while everyone is laughing at his bulging eyes, I’m wondering if anyone has checked him for Grave’s Disease, which is only funny if you’re Marty Feldman.

The evident panic sweat is something else entirely.

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He does have a bit of the Innsmouth Look about him.

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It seems the „other contraband“ is weed, blunt wraps (tobacco leaves of all things) and scales to ensure fair distribution of the weed to the inmates.

Taking the price of phone calls from prisons into account, the guy’s probably doing the lord’s work.

Maybe he just didn’t pay the warden enough?

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Poor tolerance of heat, tremor of hands or fingers, warm and ■■■■■ skin, increased perspiration, fast heartbeat - all symptoms of Grave’s. Or being booked somewhere where it’s quite warm.

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Waterboarding?

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Well, the attorney needs to establish on more concrete terms that things can improve and there is an outside world even though some news of it isn’t permitted. Humidity, he couldn’t leave behind, whereas healthcare providers, he could; hardly his fault, fix your jails.

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