Attorney took contraband into jail then gave the world this mugshot

Originally published at: Attorney took contraband into jail then gave the world this mugshot - Boing Boing

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And you complain we don’t publish enough wonderful things.

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Those phones look pretty large to smuggle. Maybe he would have gotten away with it if he’d just gone with the suppository model:

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…that’s what got me here. I’m 26 years old, i got nothing to show for it.

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I guess not every attorney can be expected to have those bus-stop-ad good looks.

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Sir Les Patterson is still going strong, I see.

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I guess you can tell just by looking which attorneys are willing to smuggle drugs into jail for you

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Oh my Dog, why is he so
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?

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Y’all don’t; the ratio of “wonderful” to ‘mid’ is incredibly disproportionate these days… to say nothing of the content that is bare minimum effort

*shrugz

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I’ll take bare minimum effort over AI sludge. :+1:

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When it comes to that contributor, methinks they are one in the same.

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This is Steve Buscemi’s leading man moment!

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What would you like more of?

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Serious question?

  • More posts about science/innovation which don’t involve MLL or “AI”
  • More human interest stories that are not depressing
  • More nerdy content of the sort that BB used to be known for
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Understood, I just assumed it wasn’t more “horrific attorneys of Mississippi’s 2nd judicial district, F-I”

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I cant admonish the authors for posting current events and politics; that’s impossible to ignore.

Still, having a better ratio of things that are actually ‘mostly wonderful’ to balance out all that “unavoidable reality” would be great…

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Five and Dime Saul Goodman.

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Makes Lionel Hutz look like Perry Mason.

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… today’s wonders include “traumatizing marriage proposal” and “how to get gonorrhea”

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