If indicted in Georgia, Trump will sit for a mugshot

Originally published at: If indicted in Georgia, Trump will sit for a mugshot | Boing Boing

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Stephen Colbert Good Luck GIF

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SECRET SERVICE: ha ha ha no

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I don’t know why they would get a say.

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The Secret Service’s mandate is to protect the former President’s life, not to protect his dignity.

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Fred Armisen Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

At this point, he’s proven himself to be such an extreme narcissist that I doubt anything at all could shred his ego.

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Kristen Wiig GIF

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Please have someone “accidentally” place a big fan next to his orange head just before the pictures are taken.

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Here’s a fake which is “better” than whatever we end up with (which is a general truth about trump vs fake)

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Is there some breaking point where Trump will just take his millions and skip off to Russia?

I’m sure we’ve all wondered about that.

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I don’t know about that. Orange is definitely his color.

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Worth reposting:

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Melania would not go with him

He had to sue her to make her move to DC

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She may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she knew that Trump being president would not end well.

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Happy Jeff Goldblum GIF by Apartments.com

Fani Willis: HAHAHA… yes.

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And if protecting his dignity were a priority, they would have fitted him with a muzzle long ago.

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Honest question: do the suspects actually sit for their mugshots? The movies have always led me to believe that they’re standing against a backdrop with a height indicator, but maybe that’s an outdated practice.

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All we can do is try!

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They’ll talk him into it. Attaching the mugshot to campaign merchandise will be a goldmine. Worst case, he’ll pull a Tom DeLay and give a big shit-eating grin and thumbs up in his mugshot.

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Dear eight pound six ounce newborn infant Jesus. Don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant… so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just ask that Trump gets indicted in Georgia so that the world may be graced with his little greasy orange mugshot. Amen.

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