We were just talking about a Church of the Gleeful Agnostic (or something similarly named with a ‘happy to be clueless and awesome’ spirit over in the Satanism thread (we’re weird here, but you knew that))
We’d have many of our services in animal shelters, and one of our beliefs would be ‘neither dogma nor catma’ (thanks @teknocholer !). And we’d generally have a ‘we have no clue and don’t even try or pretend, because that doesn’t even make sense to worry about… puppies are neat though’ sort of attitude.
And of course we’d gleefully ride the ‘Church’ bit for all the nifty benefits and to steal all the teapot agnostics and groovy atheists from the other Churches and such! 
