Automated pat-on-the-back machine

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Automated pat-on-the-back machine

At-A-Boy machine was better…

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There’s an alternate universe in which this is the awful fate of Barry Horrowitz after his run-in with the sentient machine cadre.

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Before Fox News, Trump used to go through one of these a week…

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Doubles as an early warning system that you may be associating with people in need of constant affirmation.

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Different from an automated fisting machine. Maybe

Fine, I’ll take a dozen.

For anyone managing melenials

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