Automated pat-on-the-back machine


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#2

Automated pat-on-the-back machine

At-A-Boy machine was better…


#3

There’s an alternate universe in which this is the awful fate of Barry Horrowitz after his run-in with the sentient machine cadre.


#4

Before Fox News, Trump used to go through one of these a week…


#5

Doubles as an early warning system that you may be associating with people in need of constant affirmation.


#6

Different from an automated fisting machine. Maybe


#7

Fine, I’ll take a dozen.


#8

For anyone managing melenials


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