Machine collects semen samples


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#2

So insurance will pay for this?


#3

This video was brought to you by the bastard child of 4chan and The Onion.


#4

I have to say, CNN may not be the ideal media choice here.


#5

“…That won’t stop 'til 50 gallons are withdrawwwwn.”

Context.


#6

Sperm bank ATM.


#7

Deus ex machina


#8

YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
[/wagglehead]


#9

I want to know about the self-clean cycle – please tell me there is a self-clean cycle. And I really want to know about the interlocks preventing the self-clean cycle from being activated while it is in use.


#10

Oh, I dunno. Anderson certainly has his following. Kate Bolduan is pretty cute IMHO, and honestly, I could sort of imagine hate-f–king Erin Burnett.


#11

Now that’s auto-erotic.


#12

So many questions …

  • is getting a tube job from a bot considered cheating?
  • does it have a voice command function (faster, harder!)?
  • how much money (and fun) went into R&D … and how many hand jobs could have been bought for that? Seriously, how many ‘extractions’ can the machine do a day? I bet a squadron of skilled massage therapists can beat that any time.

#13

I see what you did there.


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#16

I didn’t. Thanks.


#17

Just curious… .is the machine intended to be used in that open hallway?


#18

What happens if this thing backfires?


#19

Check out the Auto-Colonoscopy machine over in the next booth!


#20

automatic tug machine?