So insurance will pay for this?
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I have to say, CNN may not be the ideal media choice here.
“…That won’t stop 'til 50 gallons are withdrawwwwn.”
Sperm bank ATM.
Deus ex machina
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
I want to know about the self-clean cycle – please tell me there is a self-clean cycle. And I really want to know about the interlocks preventing the self-clean cycle from being activated while it is in use.
Oh, I dunno. Anderson certainly has his following. Kate Bolduan is pretty cute IMHO, and honestly, I could sort of imagine hate-f–king Erin Burnett.
Now that’s auto-erotic.
So many questions …
- is getting a tube job from a bot considered cheating?
- does it have a voice command function (faster, harder!)?
- how much money (and fun) went into R&D … and how many hand jobs could have been bought for that? Seriously, how many ‘extractions’ can the machine do a day? I bet a squadron of skilled massage therapists can beat that any time.
I see what you did there.
I didn’t. Thanks.
Just curious… .is the machine intended to be used in that open hallway?
What happens if this thing backfires?
Check out the Auto-Colonoscopy machine over in the next booth!
automatic tug machine?