Self-lubricating condom can withstand up to 1000 thrusts


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/18/self-lubricating-condom-can-wi.html


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#2

I eagerly await the endless puns, silly comments and obligatory Bon Jovi references.


#3

Well… I misthrust that kind of report.


#4

Here’s just the thing to keep it in…

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#5

I would wager they’ve only tested these at fairly low RPM’s. Who knows what the duty cycle looks like given different workloads and operating speeds?


#6

Only 1000?


#7

Are they reusable? If so, I can’t decide if that’s a pro or a con.


#8

If that amount isn’t sufficient for you…


#9

But I just ordered…
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_kmoYBbNX3XXS9


#10

Sharing is caring, except for used condoms.


#11

And in 10 years we start seeing all the cases of the medical condition caused by the coating. These things aren’t tested like food or drugs after all.


#12

Maybe it can.


#13

that depends…we talking a weeknight or a weekend?


#14

Those crazy kids of Radio Rock say otherwise…


#15

(Sidenote; I’ve never ‘counted’ before, but now I am tempted to try, though the likelihood of losing count is very high…)


#16

Ok, all the joking aside…though it is pretty funny…let’s be honest. I would find it hard to believe that most users would get to 1000 in a year.


#17

I’m seriously going to try to count next time… with full ‘advanced certainty’ that I won’t be able to keep track.


#18

:notes: “Halfway there…” :notes:


#19

Do you get a refund for unused thrusts? Asking for a friend.


#20

Obligs;