Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/24/sperm-extraction-machine-yours.html
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“Man builds blow job machine” and “Sperm extraction machine yours for $13,000”; what are you trying to tell us, Mr Beschizza?
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He’s building one with the safe?
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$13,000 seems like a lot of money but if you consider how often over a lifetime you might find yourself producing sperm samples, I’m sure this thing practically pays for itself.
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When and why are sperm samples needed “on the spot”? I’m genuinely curious.
Also, “on the spot” – heh heh…heh.
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I must say, when held against the competitor sex bot/sex doll concepts, this seems to be a better solution, with engineering efforts focused in the right areas. As with other task-based robot projects, trying to replicate the entire human just because that task is traditionally performed by a human, is a waste of resources. Get the specific task right; Turn the valve, traverse the rubble, stack the box, extract the sperm. A combination of good old fashioned porn with a well-designed main sperm extraction function will remain much more efficient and cost effective than androids, who will remain in various patches of the uncanny valley for decades.
$13,000 seems a little steep. Perhaps insurance will cover them for certain ailments… Although I wonder what the certified pre-owned market will look like in a decade or so…
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Well. . . it looks more modern than the one in “A Boy And His Dog” that seemed to be causing Don Johnson a great deal of pain. So that’s a plus, I guess.
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“Sperm-extraction machine” seems like a nickname used by Trump, Ailes, and O’Reilly when they’re in the steam room talking about conquests and trying not to look at each others’ junk.
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Ingenious.
[note 6 AM sarcasm]
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Afterwards, it said a few things:
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I love that this is supposedly less embarrassing. “We need a sperm sample. Oh, don’t worry! You won’t have to jerk off! Just go stick your dick in that robot over there.”
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Someone will make a post about how cyberpunk it is
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I imagine it’s less of a “right now” issue than a “right her so they don’t die” issue. So donation and fertility related testing.
cyberspunk?
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Okay… after seeing the robot blowjob post first I am not ruling out there was LSD in the coffee today.
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What? I imagine you meant “right here,” but I still don’t get it.
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BOO!
There will be punishment.
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