Not to slut-shame a professional medical device but I imagine the idea of using the same robotic orifice as countless other men might be off-putting too.
At least most guys have a roundabout idea of how many dicks have been in their hand.
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This has never happened to me before!
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Yes, I did mean “here”. Sperm is fragile. Delays in transporting a sample can result in drastically reduced viability.
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You can buy essentially the same thing in Akihabara for what I assume is way less money than that.
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Oh, of course. I’m distracted now and didn’t properly parse the pronoun.
Oh really?
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asking for a friend?
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Roppongi more likely.
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I have seen them in display cases. Do you want me to look for a Japanese shopping link?
There’s probably an optional attachment that shoves a cattle prod up your butt if you’re taking too long.
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That other people have also used.
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Does it get Wi-Fi?
Uh, obligatory “asking for a friend” disclaimer inserted here.
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I’m surprised no sex toy manufacturer hasn’t made a consumer-grade version of this by now.
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How can this possibly be sanitary? I mean I’m not saying dudes looking to get off always care about sanitary but even with a full deep (heh) cleaning everytime I really don’t think I’m sticking my junk in there.
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Finally, a real fuck machine…
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“Wooden”… heh heheh.
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Isn’t it supposed to look like that?
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… but I go 100% organic, so…
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