Do you think he’ll take the stand?
I think he’ll take the fifth.
(Fifth nap of the day, that is.)
You can’t be too careful. There was a good chance he had a boom-boom in his diaper.
Something very suspicious about that baby…
I think the now-four-years-old child involved might take offense to being called a “baby”. You big meanies.
"The terrorism watch lists are premised on the false notion that the government can somehow accurately predict whether an innocent American citizen will commit a crime in the future based on religious affiliation or First Amendment activities"
If you’re going to engage in profiling then at least pick a profile that makes some goddamn sense. Has there EVER been a terrorist who brought their baby along for the ride?
To quote one prominent Muslim:
“Ooh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world. And it’s hard to get by TSA just upon a smile.”
Does a baby who can’t stand have… standing?
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