Baby sues US government for searching his diapers in racial profiling/War on Terror case


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Do you think he’ll take the stand?


I think he’ll take the fifth.

(Fifth nap of the day, that is.)


You can’t be too careful. There was a good chance he had a boom-boom in his diaper.


Something very suspicious about that baby…



I think the now-four-years-old child involved might take offense to being called a “baby”. You big meanies.


Godwin! Godwin!!!


"The terrorism watch lists are premised on the false notion that the government can somehow accurately predict whether an innocent American citizen will commit a crime in the future based on religious affiliation or First Amendment activities"


If you’re going to engage in profiling then at least pick a profile that makes some goddamn sense. Has there EVER been a terrorist who brought their baby along for the ride?


To quote one prominent Muslim:

“Ooh, baby, baby, it’s a wild world. And it’s hard to get by TSA just upon a smile.”


Does a baby who can’t stand have… standing?

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