Baby Terrified by Pineapple


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If I were cornered by a pineapple with no means of escaping, I’d be scared too.


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What’s with all the anti-pineapple propaganda today?

Has Big Banana got at BoingBoing?


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at the end he was just pretend crying and looked like he actually would have liked to play with it. those babies, you can’t really trust them.


#6

Maybe he was watching Telefrancais.


#7

That’s no pineapple. It’s a space station.


#8

The baby is right to be terrified. Pineapples have sharp spines all over and on the leaves, and the fruit contains enzymes which digest meat. I imagine they are quite dangerous for babies to handle. You see all those pictures of bikers in Queensland covered in leather and Kevlar? That’s not bikers, that’s pineapple pickers.


#9

Notably, while the baby cries at the pineapple and coos over the pear, he just looks at the banana. Just looks at it.


#10

Why not just give him some of the actual fruit to eat…


#11

NONE shall pass!


#12

Not terrified, hungry. Pear? Yes. Banana? Yes. Weird inedible-looking thing that’s all spikes and leaves? Uh-uh.

But asshole Dad keeps taking the decent stuff away. HUNGRY.


#13

Especially if it’s covered with spikes and armored scales.


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Gee, Isn’t it cute how the defenseless youth flinches everytime the offscreen adult slams fruit down in front of their face? Dick Cheney approved.


#15

I think both the baby and the dog know something about pineapples that the rest of us don’t.


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I don’t recall this part of Brave New World… Is aversion to pineapple a Delta trait?


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If ever I’ve seen a “just look at it” face, it’d be this one.

But yeah, the pear looked promising, but mean Uncle Andy won’t stop fuckin’ wit the kid.


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