Former Guy Watches Monty Python, Draws Wrong Conclusion

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Leaked footage of Secret Service training.

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I’d have loved to see that orange fuck get pelted with fruit—no way he has the reflexes to dodge an incoming object like a certain former dumbfuck.

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Current French guy has special umbrella to defend against tomato attack.

Very John Steed.

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Well, he’s not wrong about pineapples. Getting hit by a high velocity pineapple is usually fatal.

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“It was a viciously sharp slice of mango…”

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