“Ssss! Thhhhh! SuitPal, upload Mission Log 4.0.0.”
SuitPal 9000: “Uploading now, Quirky. Would you like me to deflate the clown hammers?”
QK: “Oh, right. I always forget. Please do, SuitPal.”
PING. Hissssssssssssssssssssssssss…
Mission Log QK-4.0.0
QK: Inflate the clown hammers, SuitPal.
SP9K: Clown hammers inflating, Quirky. Mind your head.
QK: My head? I don’t underst–
KLUNK
[Silence.]
Hisssssssssssss…
QK: Ouch.
SP9K: Welcome back. We’re in the lab. Proximity alert, green: scavenger party.
QK: Great. Scan for sciencey stuff.
SP9K: Scanning.
Blip!
QK: SuitPal! What’s that blip, SuitPal?
SP9K: Sciencey stuff. They appear to be some sort of experimental logs.
QK: That definitely sounds sciencey. Let’s get that.
SP9K: You’ll need to release the logs from the log-lock.
QK: Fiendishly clever, these Black Swan types.
SP9K: Wait. Wait. Incoming transmission…
QK: But what if I just press this red button?
SP9K: YOU SHOULDN’T PUSH THAT BUTTON.
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