But it brings out the color of your eyes so fetchingly! Especially with that shade of nail polish when those zombie toes wriggle in the candlelight…
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Elevator action!
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Math time!
To confirm, I’m doing 2B, as requested. Also, unless I hear otherwise, @webiii1976 is offering repairs (up to 75% max) for ‘free?’ If so, all I need to purchase is the 8LP repair kit, yes?
If that is the case, I’ll spend 8LP on that, then 7LP to get back to 40/44. That leaves me with 10LP. @Garg gave me 2LP after Round 1, so I’ll return that to him. With that, I’ll spend my last 8LP on an Overhaul.
Is Wizard a math wizard, or has he goofed?
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Hi…I’m sorry…you’re Clunk…err…Clank, right? Ol’ Micky Mckinley here. Sorry, I was laying low guarding the arc while doing some respectable donuts and figure eights on the last mission. (@Donald_Petersen ahem…those 5 plates please). I hear you found yourself a domestic car manual and are generous enough to repair domestic cars for free.
Will you repair me?
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Ah, yes… the man on Ark-guarding duty. Glad to see you plan to gear up!
@JonasEggeater, we owe 5LP to Micky here, and to any others who didn’t actually make it onto a Mission last Round and thus hung around guarding the Ark… like Momo (@patrace) and, I believe, Morton (@William_Holz).
In case anyone forgot, if RL obligations (or forgetfulness or disinterest in a current Round’s offerings) keep you from joining a given Round’s Missions, you’ll just be pulling the Ark… which is almost but not quite risk-free, and thus carries a payment of 5LP.
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It appears as though someone snuck into camp and did a little ‘decorating’…
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I’m escorting the 2Aa crew. Form up behind me. I think the Cuda is about the fastest escort so I will take the hits, you guys just keep firing and stay on my ass.
I’ve always had a problem with authority especially when some glorified can opener takes all my damn plates for repairs.
I’m packing up for Mission 1. Fuck Stretch.
“Damn you…damn you damn dirty robots to hell!”
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I’ll make you wash that off once we get back. Wanna run on mission 2 with me?
Here’s the way I view it De’Ath. I’m faster than you but you’ve got a little more bang bang than me. Let’s team up and take down mission 2. I’ll run these boys around with the scouts, you get in there and take them out so someone with a little more torque than either of us can haul all the goodies out.
When we get back we can divvy up the good, you can wash this shit off Jay Leno’s car and we can finally have that jar of moonshine.
Sound like a plan?
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~Clank: mood = inclusive~
Wholeness is available to all!
'course I’ll share the truths revealed in the good book…
Brother Bill @webiii1976 will prepare you for the ritual, then… then…
~Clank looks skyward~
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5 Lips! I once saw a mutant hairdresser with five lips!
Ohhhhh… LPs. Sorry, you’ll have to speak into the horn.
Momo spends the 5LP right away because she isn’t ever sure there will be a tomorrow.
3LP - +3 HP repairs
2LP - Another of those yummy toes. Gobble gobble.
Wait… What? You’re a wrench wielder your ownself, aintcha? You don’t need repair, you need… enlightenment!
Join us, Brother Sponge @blckjckdavey , join the Universal Auto Worshipers now! It is y’all’s destiny!
((ooc: You just need to drop 2LPs on that soon-to-be-pile-of-scrap, Stretch for a Repair Kit, and you can bring yourself up to 100%))
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You have no idea how much I appreciate this.
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Hi there Momo @patrace. Mind if’n I call you gramma momo?
Gramma Momo, I see you be sitting there in your rocking chair, all quiet, yet soaking this all in. And I want to ask you something?
You know what I think would be wonderful, Gramma Momo?
I think it would be wonderful if you knit old Clankensteen one of those pope-looking hats for the top of his van.
His Wholenss deserves a papal hat. And, well, I reckon you’re the only one with the talent to knit in this here clan.
Much Obliged,
-Jack Jr.
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Send a kind word to Clankenstein @davide405, Momo, and he’ll fix up that Imperial of yours all the way to 100% for free! All you’ll need to buy is a parts package from that nasty android wretch Stretch for 8LP.
Clank may make you listen to a brief… well, ecclesiastical speech and hand you a few tracts, but he’s a friendly and competent Mechanic, especially for Domestic cars like yours. And he has a bone to pick with Stretch.
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~Bill the BUM: mood = fanatical!~
@thewizardofwas @kingannoy @Garg
LET THE CLEANSING RITUAL BEGIN!
Washes your windshield… (it’s so clean it sparkles!)
With this Dinosaur juice we will PURIFY YOU!
Drains oil, changes filters, and top’s off your oil-pan…
You may now give your confession! (Tell us what’s wrong with yer ride man!)
Pop’s you hood and starts wrenching like a maniac… Knuckles bleeding profusely, and speaking in tongues cussing like a sailor!
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Time was the Christ man’s church had the Templars, the Crusaders and any number of Knights to protect the holy men.
That church doesn’t carry much stock in the wastes, but I think we have discovered a new faith. A new faith needs new defenders.
Tool Wielders, please accept my oath of service. Where you need my guns you will have them. Where you need my armor I will shield you. Where you need my torque I will haul for you.
What the Tool Giver giveth he can also take away.
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[Channing yawns and wakes up from a long nap]
Oh good, we’ve got a real gang now!
Honey (@kyntha), Jim (@Sarcadian), Wizard (@thewizardofwas) thanks for answering the siren call of unlimited bullets in 2B. Now I know you folks have other areas of expertise, but all of our mechanics are out to do a number on our little-overpriced-bot-mechanic friend. We need some elevators fixed, and we’re the next best thing, or rather, least worst thing.
I admit, I’d rather be blowing up things to bits, because that’s a hoot! But you know for the good of the caravan and all…
And I can’t guarantee your safety, or mine, but I do promise to share any of the spoils if for some awful reason one of us in 2B doesn’t make it and I scrape by.
Bubba (@bizmail_public) remember, you’re also welcome to join us, if you 're not already committed to something else.
What Honey, hunting Giant Monster Trucks, teaming up against killer bots and setting things on fire isn’t normal lady-like behavior?
Shucks, all those Escort jokes just right went over your head, didn’t it?
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~Clank: mood = prophetic~
The Tool Giver is a comin’…
I ain’t the Tool Giver, I ain’t worthy to loosen the lug nuts on that One’s wheels…
The Tool Giver might already be one o’ us, might be out in the wastes, we can’t know where and how the Tool Giver will choose to be revealed…
~Clank rolls away, looking at the sky, mumbling incoherently~
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