Badass Space Dragon - Round 8 - Stonks and Stones


***Captain Roger Wilco - Human (Outlaw)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Aluminum Mallard 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 $0 NONE 14

**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by The Jewel of the Desert
***Captain Beefheart - Space Lizard (ICUP)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Bongo Fury 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 $0 NONE 7

** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Killed by Don Mondo
***Captain Q'a'strastro - Human (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Burnt Asbestos 27/124 42 43 31 22 34 $1474 Miner's Hardhat 17

You roll into battle accompaniaed by Captain Morel Lönnrot of the Nordstjärnanagainst and set upon Lil' Timmy. It looks like a favorable matchup until Ranger Marian McCall shows up looking for Lönnrot. The tide of battle is turning against you and it seems that you'll both be sunk until Lönnrot squeezes off a critical strike against McCall.

You make it out alive, barely. Lönnrot and the others are jetsam for the scrappers.

**-$9600, +48 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$5000, +5 MAX HP** | Hull Density Adjustment
**-$25,000, +25 SH** | 5 x Plow
**-$15,000, +15 EN** | 3 x Turbo Button!
**-$3000, +2 LK** | 2 x Clover Soup
**-$500** | Mission Supplies
**-97 HP** | Battle Damage vs. Timmy & Marian
**+6 GRIT** | Ranger Takedown - Timmy & Marian
**+3 FP, +3 SH, +3 EN, +3 ST, +3 LK** | Salvage

***Captain Thrummel Carfax - Android (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Cepheus Maiden 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 $0 Electro-Fedora 11

It was an unlucky battle for you. Two other outlaw ships had been targeted and there were plenty of distractions in the battle but Hawk Granger got his hooks into you and unleashed a barrage of heavy artillery that punched through your Hull like it was made of a wet paper bag.

**+$5,100** | Endogenic Escrow Payment from Captain Falkayn
**-$4600, +26 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$500** | Mission Supplies
**-127 HP** | Battle Damage vs Granger, Slaal, Zippy, Ironclad
**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by Ranger Slaal

***Commander Jameson - Human (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Cobra II 133/154 47 39 34 41 50 $60274 Greasy Ball Cap 13

Sorry, a little late today!

**No Action Today** | -5 GRIT
***Captain Lenar Belox - Android (ICUP)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Das Boot 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 $0 NONE 13

**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by The First Post1
***Captain Rhaegar - Human (Neutral)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Dracarys 20/111 38 30 27 17 21 $20000 NONE 2

**No Action Today** | -5 GRIT
***Captain Glenn McJlarty - aka McJ - Human (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Dubdub 106/106 18 35 23 16 81 $50264 NONE 12

**No Action Today** | -5 GRIT
***Captain Newb Naiv - Human (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
First Post1 2/180 53 29 21 16 36 $14044 NONE 15

**+$1000* | Endogenic Escrow Payment from Captain Falkayn
**+$7500** | Distribution from Captain Pedge
**No Action Today** | -5 GRIT
***Captain Lord Fritz - Android (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Grey Mouser 60/100 29 34 32 27 23 $8567 NONE 13

You show up to face Hawk Granger and end up in a more even battle than you hoped. The Rangers are there in force and resistance ships are taking heavy damage. You contribute to taking out the Zippy drone and get land several well placed shots on Granger himself.

**+1 EN** | Captain's Log
**+6 HP** | Affordable Repair Act
**-$5,000, +5 SH** | Plow
**-$500** | Mission Supplies
**-40 HP** | Battle Damage vs Granger, Slaal, Zippy, Ironclad
**+2 GRIT** | Ranger Takedown vs Granger, Slaal, Zippy, Ironclad
**+4 ST, +2 EN** | Salvage

***Captain PingPing Pandan - Human (Neutral)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Hobar 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 $0 NONE 8

** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Dynamite Explosion
***Cap'n Ninedollar - Space Lizard (Neutral)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Hoosier Mama 74/104 19 17 18 19 17 $10220 NONE -14

**No Action Today** | -5 GRIT
***Skipper - Space Lizard (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
I.M.V. Flatulent Deity 168/200 41 43 34 28 57 $0 Bolero 29

An effective team, you and your friends stagger into battle and melt Ranger Ada in a few short rounds of battle. Back to the bar!

**-$12,200, +61 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$10,000, +10 SH** | 2 x Plow
**-$10,000, +10 EN** | 2 x Turbo Button!
**-$32,000, +32 MAX HP** | Hull Density Adjustment
**-$500** | Mission Supplies
**-$5,300** | Transfer to Captain Underpants**+1 LK** | Happy Crew
**-32 HP** | Battle Damage vs Ada
**+2 GRIT** | Ranger Takedown vs Ada
**+3 FP, +3 ST** | Salvage

***Captain Krazy D Clown - Human (Resistance)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Insane1 64/112 41 28 30 17 41 $21240 NONE 15

Plenty of missles slamming into other ships but the battle went well for you. One real teeth rattler from Granger but after that you decided it would be best to avoid enemy fire. Sometimes the expected is most unexpected.

**-$500** | Mission Supplies
**-$10,000, +10 SH** | 2 x Plow
**-$10,000, +10 EN** | 2 x Turbo Button!
**-$10,000, +10 MAX HP** | Hull Density Adjustment
**-48 HP** | Battle Damage vs Granger, Slaal, Zippy, Ironclad
**+2 GRIT** | Ranger Takedown vs Granger, Slaal, Zippy, Ironclad
**+5 SH, +1 EN** | Salvage

***Marshal Paul Seldon - Human (ICUP - Marshal)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Ironclad Cochrane 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 $0 Chupalla 23

The Ironclad aligned with Ranger Slaal of the Firewind 9 and at Marshal Seldon's suggestion, tracked down Captain Falkayn of the Muddlin' Through.

Falkayn was in the process of leading a surprise attack against Hawk Granger so the pair of lawmakers interceeded.

Marshal Seldon put his homing missiles to use against the Muddlin' but was overwhelmed by superior numbers and eventually taken out by the resistance ship, Jewel of the Desert.

It was a hard life and a short one but Marshal Seldon took his own path... and that took GRIT.

**+39 HP** | Affordable Repair Act
**-$3000, +2 FP** | 2 x Homing Missiles
**-$3000, +2 SH** | 2 x Flak Bursts
**-$1500, +1 EN** | Glorious Gadgets, Gizmos and Gewgaws
**-$1500, +1 LK** | Clover Soup
**-$500** | Mission Supplies
**+4 GRIT** | Posse Up!
**+$1000** | Endogenic Escrow Payment from Captain Falkayn
**+$7500** | Distribution from Captain Pedge
**-121 HP** | Battle Damage vs Resistance
**+2 GRIT** | Walked His Own Path
**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by The Jewel of the Desert

***Captain Hogarth - Human (ICUP)***

**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
The Iron Giant 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 $0 Plaid Kangol 17

** ~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by G2-4311 Android