BC town votes to install imaginary GPS trackers in criminals

As an engineer, I recommend super-gluing mobile phones to their foreheads.

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Would fall off once they break a sweat.

duct tape can be used for really dangerous criminals

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Awesome. If Wilits has some ā€œNazcaā€ like lines nearby then it and Nelson, BC are long lost brothers

[Canadian facepalm image]

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We are talking about Williams Lake here, not one of the remote hamlets of crazy. Don’t get too frisky in your characterizations.

They do have an excellent swimming pool.

Better than I could have hoped for :slight_smile:

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True, it does have a rodeo. Oh and Rick Hanson is from there.

[quote=ā€œAcerPlatanoides, post:38, topic:74298, full:trueā€]Same people though. Same humanity, different clothes.

Also, I lived in Willits CA for a spell. I’ve seen the rodeo.
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Maybe not; seriously remote towns are something special.

In my neighbourhood (i.e. only a few thousand km away), there’s a town called Andamooka. To get to it, you follow the Stuart Highway through the desert until you reach Woomera (where the Brits tested their nukes in the '50’s), then turn east through the uranium mining towns of Roxby Downs and Olympic Dam.

At the end of that road is Andamooka.

It’s an opal mining town. But, unlike the other outback opal towns (Lightning Ridge, Coober Pedy), the locals don’t live underground to shelter from the 50+C heat. Instead, they live in a collection of broken-down vehicles and corrugated iron shanties.

Andamooka is so small that it has no local police presence. Instead, once a month, a ā€œlocumā€ cop visits the town. When he does, the population drops by two-thirds, as a large percentage of the local people are there because they have outstanding warrants.

Full-throttle Mad Max country.

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Nonsense. You simply legally require them to be plugged in at all times. Want to go shopping, be prepared to have a lot of extension cords.

Hopefully the constitution will nip this one in the bud, although truthfully I don’t remember a section against legislation passed by idiots.

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