Beans stolen


Now there’s a problem that does amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.


Citizens are warned to be especially careful with matches until the thieves are in custody.


Wrong label picture - these were baked beans with sausages, i.e. in the same tin. And they’re delish! One of the things I miss about England. (Is homesick.)

Flatulence puns incoming in 3, 2, 1…

This will go well with all that stolen Bourbon. Mmm, drunk and full of beans!

Right you are! Thanks.

“The more you steal, the more you toot”?


I’ma do the things that I wanna do
I ain’t got a thing to prove to you
I eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene

Vegan zombies want beans!

Why is tomato sauce yellow on that label?

Don’t know. Heinz don’t say what sort of beans they are, but they appear to be some sort of white pinto beans, not red kidney beans, so the overall tomato color is…muted. Still delish!

I can guarantee there are 2 hobos riding the rails living like kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!!

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Police are keeping their ears and noses on alert

The police found them

“Beanz” not “beans.”

Beans are the seeds of plants.

Beanz are the fat, protein-rich pupea of the Heinz Worm.

The sauce . . . you don’t want to know about the sauce.

All I knows is that it tastes just like Slurm.

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You don´t understand. These are eXtreme beans.

Surviving members of The Who sought for questioning.

I can’t be bothered to do the maths (i.e. value of metal vs effort spent stealing it) but I am guessing this is probably just another scrap metal theft? With the added benefit of some free meals until they get to pass the stuff on.