Fried egg bandit baffles UK coppers

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Looks like an excellent addition to Cops Pointing at Things.

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Sometimes I feel like an underachiever.

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Fowl play too.

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So the perp is likely a British egg-head.

We’ve got a few around here that fit that description, wonder if any of them will crack.

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Well I suppose it’s marginally better than leaving a piece of unopened mail, or a business card or something.

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Obviously it is the chicken mafia, they always leave a dead body at the scene of the crime.

With this video they’re just egging somebody on to do more foolishness.

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the criminal left that just to egg them on, the yolks on them.

Omelette you off with that just this once.

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Poachers? I suspect friars.

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I prefer my detective mysteries hard-boiled.

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Have the police cracked the case yet?

I would like Xeni’s previous offense to be taken into consideration.

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dude, she’s got dozens of offenses

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An oeuf’s an oeuf! Stop it with the terrible puns. No yolk. I may tread souffle but I carry a big stick.

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The culprit deserves a custardial sentence.

FYI: “Scilly” is pronounced like “silly”… so there’s that

I remember going down to the harbour to watch the silly onion ferry leave from Penzance…

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