Fried egg bandit baffles UK coppers


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#2

Looks like an excellent addition to Cops Pointing at Things.


#3

Sometimes I feel like an underachiever.


#4

Fowl play too.


#5

So the perp is likely a British egg-head.

We’ve got a few around here that fit that description, wonder if any of them will crack.


#6

Well I suppose it’s marginally better than leaving a piece of unopened mail, or a business card or something.


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#8

Obviously it is the chicken mafia, they always leave a dead body at the scene of the crime.


#9

With this video they’re just egging somebody on to do more foolishness.


#10

the criminal left that just to egg them on, the yolks on them.


#11

Omelette you off with that just this once.


#12

Poachers? I suspect friars.


#13

I prefer my detective mysteries hard-boiled.


#14

Have the police cracked the case yet?


#15

I would like Xeni’s previous offense to be taken into consideration.


#16

dude, she’s got dozens of offenses


#17

An oeuf’s an oeuf! Stop it with the terrible puns. No yolk. I may tread souffle but I carry a big stick.


#18

The culprit deserves a custardial sentence.


#19

FYI: “Scilly” is pronounced like “silly”… so there’s that


#20

I remember going down to the harbour to watch the silly onion ferry leave from Penzance…