Man steals chicken and biscuits, say police


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/31/man-steals-chicken-and-biscuit.html


#2

No one cock blocked him from taking the goods?


#3

Shouldn’t that be “crying fowl”?


#4

It annoyed me, too, that they wrote a pun-filled story but corrected all the puns.


#5

Put out an APB on Leeroy Jenkins.

At least he has chicken.


#6

Someone call Victor Hugo.


#7

I’ve been that hungry.


#8

Dang. I was so sure you were going to write

Winner winner, chicken dinner!


#9

It’s crazy, but he’s also just a copycat. This guy’s been doing things like this on Instagram for a while.


#10

Damned odd he didn’t at least get a medium sized drink with that…he’s gonna be dried out after all those biscuits.


#11

White towel? I think this guy was Ford Perfect!


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Hopefully those donuts go straight to his tiny waist and fills him out a bit.


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