Man steals chicken and biscuits, say police

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/31/man-steals-chicken-and-biscuit.html

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No one cock blocked him from taking the goods?

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Shouldn’t that be “crying fowl”?

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It annoyed me, too, that they wrote a pun-filled story but corrected all the puns.

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Put out an APB on Leeroy Jenkins.

At least he has chicken.

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Someone call Victor Hugo.

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I’ve been that hungry.

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Dang. I was so sure you were going to write

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

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It’s crazy, but he’s also just a copycat. This guy’s been doing things like this on Instagram for a while.

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Damned odd he didn’t at least get a medium sized drink with that…he’s gonna be dried out after all those biscuits.

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White towel? I think this guy was Ford Perfect!

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Hopefully those donuts go straight to his tiny waist and fills him out a bit.

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