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Next: train the bees to murder people on demand.
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“I can’t believe I’d be living in the future, but here I fuckin’ well am.”
[ETA: is this the Internet of Stings?]
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Now how would you go about hacking into that network…?
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Black hat way: with sugar water and artificial queen recognition pheremones.
White hat way: with smoke, beekeeper’s hood, and heavy gloves.
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Networked bees? Imagine a beowulf cluster…
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This is how you get malware in your honey.
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This must be stopped before we are all absorbed into the hive mind!
WAKE UP, BEEPLE!
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Dearest Bee Friend,
My auntie is Queen of Nigerian Hive of Africanized Honey Bees, and she has 20,000 liters of honey that Nigerian Bank refuse to accept. Will you help my poor, poor auntie convert honey to USA? In return you keep half of the honey.
If you interested, waggle clockwise twice, 3 jiggles, 1 clockwise, 1 jiggle.
Your friend,
Prince Rupert, Africanized Honey Bee Drone
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Fortunately for everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh does not know how to use a computer, so he is impervious to the infamous hunney email scam.
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