Ben Affleck to write & direct film about Roman Polanski making Chinatown

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I’d rather watch the movie about Affleck making a movie about Polanski making Chinatown.

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I’d rather watch a movie about Affleck staring in Justice League

I think I’ve heard most of the stories and frankly they’re not as good as Chinatown itself. It seems like this would present the problem of the audience constantly sitting there thinking, “I’d rather be watching that movie.”

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Well he already had a turn at playing the guy who played the guy who was in Justice League.

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Forget it, Jake. It’s Affleck making a movie about Polanski making Chinatown.

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Maybe it will be a lighthearted fictionalized romp like Shakespeare in Love, only the main character happens to be a drug-addled philandering sexual predator who has flexible standards regarding age and consent.

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Well, I hope the theaters will be open in time for the release.

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