Bernie Sanders can only win if nonvoters turn out at the polls, and they almost never do

Senator Sanders’ tax returns have not been seen since baseball adopted the designated hitter. Is coincidence excluded???

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I’m guessing their GPS history would put them at a hunting ranch in Shafter, Texas around the time of Justice Scalia’s demise. They probably cause autism too.

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I heard they can melt jet fuel.

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Wake up, Sheeple!

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I heard they can cheat you twice. Then slam you onto the concrete like a twelve-year-old.

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Government doctors are injecting Bernie Sanders’s tax returns into your children right now!

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