Oh my glob. Between the memes, ad hominem attacks and lack of facts, where to begin?
You don’t like candidates because of agism? The two you mentioned are in good health (maybe not as healthy as Trump claims his doctor claims… 
) And the mechanisms of our government have a means of dealing with the death of one in office, should a tragedy like that occur.
Sanders has no idea where to get the money? Sanders has said many times how he plans to fund his vision. It’s on his campaign web site. It’s no secret.
You talk of lies. I invite you to take a look at this. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/13/opinion/campaign-stops/all-politicians-lie-some-lie-more-than-others.html?_r=0
Yes, Hillary, even Bernie are on the list. Scroll down, they’re towards the bottom.
Candidates under investivation? You forgot to mention Christie. And Kasich. But what of it? Investigations are a dime a dozen. Well, actually, they can be several million dollars, and the republicans seem to love spending years on some, even if there’s no result. It’s almost as if they use them as a political diversion.
Unemployment? The data I see shows that it typically goes up under the policies of republican presidents and down under democratic ones.
One of the best correlates to crime is income disparity, which republicans foster. Plus, I invite you to take a look at this.
http://editions.lib.umn.edu/smartpolitics/2009/09/16/red-states-have-higher-crime-r/
You know “all there is to know about both parties”? Wow. That’s great.
