Best FOIA ever: Asking FBI to get that coveted Wu-Tang Clan LP from Martin Shkreli


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Finally a decent use for the FOIA! Too bad the FBI didn’t do it. But I’m sure Bill Murray is available to do it.


#4

Bad news, guys. NPR just told me they didn’t seize it.


#5

The FBI is really more of a “Public Enemy” kind of organization.


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you ain’t just whistlin’ dixie:


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The best part is that the U.S. Attorney on the case is named Robert Capers.


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Current consensus seems to be that that “contract” text is not real.

I’m very sad about that.


#10

I got up one morning and couldn’t find my socks, so I called Information.
She said, “Hello, Information.”
I said, “I can’t find my socks.”
She said, “They’re behind the couch.”
And they were!

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Do I need to recalibrate my absurdities meter now, or is this normal absurd? Since auto-correct, I’m not carasol.
FuuuuuuuuuuhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmML.


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How on earth is seizing his devices not part of their investigation?

  • One law for the rich, and another for the poor

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Robert Capers!

your Wu-Name is

Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin

Use it wisely, soldier.


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By the same logic, can’t they seize the AIDS drug, pay off the fraud debt and keep it in public trust at low cost for the people?


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Carpe curatio?


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He’s not home right now, so wtfuuuuuuuu, pick the dang lock and get that shit!!!


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