Best FOIA ever: Asking FBI to get that coveted Wu-Tang Clan LP from Martin Shkreli


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Finally a decent use for the FOIA! Too bad the FBI didn’t do it. But I’m sure Bill Murray is available to do it.


Bad news, guys. NPR just told me they didn’t seize it.


The FBI is really more of a “Public Enemy” kind of organization.



you ain’t just whistlin’ dixie:


The best part is that the U.S. Attorney on the case is named Robert Capers.


Current consensus seems to be that that “contract” text is not real.

I’m very sad about that.


I got up one morning and couldn’t find my socks, so I called Information.
She said, “Hello, Information.”
I said, “I can’t find my socks.”
She said, “They’re behind the couch.”
And they were!

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Do I need to recalibrate my absurdities meter now, or is this normal absurd? Since auto-correct, I’m not carasol.


How on earth is seizing his devices not part of their investigation?

  • One law for the rich, and another for the poor


Robert Capers!

your Wu-Name is

Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin

Use it wisely, soldier.


By the same logic, can’t they seize the AIDS drug, pay off the fraud debt and keep it in public trust at low cost for the people?


Carpe curatio?


He’s not home right now, so wtfuuuuuuuu, pick the dang lock and get that shit!!!

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