Bet you didn't know that dinosaur erotic novels were a thing

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Cloaca or penis?

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yeah they where hot in all, but now theyā€™re mostly just screeds against Obama and dubstep.

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Itā€™s a sign of how jaded Iā€™ve become that I didnā€™t know dinosaur erotic novels were a thing but Iā€™m not surprised.

Although the first thought that always comes to mind when I learn about a genre like this is, why am I grinding along at a 9-to-5 job when I could be writing stuff like this?

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Bet you didnā€™t know that Teresa Orlowski produced a movie called ā€œJurassic Fuсk - Attack of the Pornosaursā€ sometime in 1993.

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also writes sexy romance novels about gryphons, orcs, weretigers, wargs, centaurs, and other non-human fantasy entities

Including basilisks and hydras, which really broke my brain when I scanned her Amazon listings.

And my list of ā€œCustomers Who Bought Items in Your Recent History Also Boughtā€ ended up being SO messed up after scanning through those. It would be a tempting prank to try to find a way to get Amazon to associate those books with this

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309748/

Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made

Talk about a MarySue.

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I like to ponder the ontological mysteries of the converse: if there is no porn of it, does it really exist?

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I was about to come point out the potential crossover with yesterdays post.

Of course I didnā€™t know this. How would I? Certainly not from the volumes of dinosaur porn that I own, Iā€™ll tell you that.

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This is inaccurate. The T-Rex is not feathered.

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That happens in chapter 3.

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I donā€™t know, I bet Hydras give good head. Itā€™s not too hard to convert ā€œturns men to stoneā€ into a porn premise either, this practically writes itself.

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Some day, paleontologists of the distant future will probably be confused as to the absence of body hair in our mammalian erotica.

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Not if any Ron Jeremy films survive.

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Yeah, but they get annoying when youā€™re tired and just want them to stop. They never take it well when you cut them off.

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If I had no T-Rex Troubles, Iā€™d have no troubles at all!