Big Mouth Billy Bass animatronic fish frightens away burglar


Well, those damn things will sure get me out of a room.


Sorry, too busy installing Linux on this here dead badger.


I want it on an undead cat-copter.

And then I want it imbued with vision and pattern-recognition so it can identify and buzz little yippy dogs, playing Die Waklure at a shocking volume. And find unguarded outdoor outlets to auto-recharge.

Then we get to work on self-replication.


I am now legally obliged to link to this. Do you like the operator’s antenna hat?

Maybe criminals just have a natural aversion to those things. If I remember correctly there was an episode of The Sopranos in which one send Tony into a violent tirade because it reminded him of a recurring nightmare.

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