Originally published at: Bigfoot encounter warning signs posted in Pennsylvania state parks | Boing Boing
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That’s just what THEY want us to believe!
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Gimme a break, everyone knows Bigfoot lives in Ohio, not Pennsylvania.
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I don’t know, now I kinda want to go get a bigfoot costume and hike around a park, quietly pointing out the absurdity of thinking a large, hominid mammal could actually go unnoticed for more than a few hours in a modern setting. If my non-bigfoot hiking experience is any indicator, its hard to go 15 minutes without running into someone else on the trail.
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Hire a lawyer first.
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“Bigfoot is not real,” department spokesperson Wesley Robinson told The Morning Call.
Does Wesley go to church?
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He’s a Methodist, obviously.
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Did this by chance start around April 1st?
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The phrase “prominent figures in the Bigfoot community” is the best thing I’ve seen on the Internet in weeks.
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Pareidolia is a sad affliction…
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Not real?! Someone tell this guy!
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Maybe, but I just spent two weeks in PA, most in Allegheny National Forest, and bigfoot signs and murals and statues were everywhere. The week before in Ohio, not so much.
Ohio Bigfoot Conference really dropped the ball on that one.
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Bigfoot. Is that what they’re calling Dr. Oz now?
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Sightings look a lot like a population map
… only one in all of Maine though 
Bigfoot Sightings and Density of the US with Biomes
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The Denver Wriggleman sightings really freak me out.
Thanks to GhostlyStock for the Denver Wriggleman image. Here’s a runner-up.
Makes sense: you need witnesses to do the witnessing.
"If a tree Bigfoot falls in the forest . . . "
