Bizarre golden egg found at the bottom of the ocean confounds scientists

For crying out loud, you’re scientists! This means you’re NERDS! You know how this pans out! RUN!

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So, ummm, any word on whether these guys have been heard from lately? I mean, just askin’, but this is how it usually starts, right?

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It has begun…

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Maybe a Sea Goose that pooped a golden egg?

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“What kind of an animal would make an egg casing like that?”

I’m gonna go with some shark or other, or something closely related to sharks.

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Some kind of squid egg sack? I dunno, but glad they are running the DNA. Of course, if the scientists go all Children of the Damned on us, I say we cut right to the flamethrowers. Only gonna be one dominant species on this planet, and that’s us.

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Why is this official trailer from Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers in the wrong aspect ratio???

Pet peeve triggered.

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Sea Triffids

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You’re going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.

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I learnt years ago not to try to polish a turd.

(No-one told me not to paint them gold).

So, sorry.

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