Bizarre golden egg found at the bottom of the ocean confounds scientists

[OpusFluke]

For crying out loud, you’re scientists! This means you’re NERDS! You know how this pans out! RUN!

[docosc]

So, ummm, any word on whether these guys have been heard from lately? I mean, just askin’, but this is how it usually starts, right?

[Soren_Leaver]

It has begun…

[RickMycroft]

Maybe a Sea Goose that pooped a golden egg?

[FGD135]

“What kind of an animal would make an egg casing like that?”

I’m gonna go with some shark or other, or something closely related to sharks.

[NashRambler]

Some kind of squid egg sack? I dunno, but glad they are running the DNA. Of course, if the scientists go all Children of the Damned on us, I say we cut right to the flamethrowers. Only gonna be one dominant species on this planet, and that’s us.

[sebwiers]

Why is this official trailer from Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers in the wrong aspect ratio???

Pet peeve triggered.

[BakaNeko]

Sea Triffids

[dug]

You’re going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.

[iknownuurthing]

I learnt years ago not to try to polish a turd.

(No-one told me not to paint them gold).

So, sorry.