Bold statement made at impeachment hearing

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/09/bold-statement-made-at-impeach.html

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When you have to destroy democracy but you also have to pick up cucumber water and organic lettuce on the way home.

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The endangered-species-leather briefcase that Donnie Jr. brought him back from safari sends the wrong message.

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What’s with the re-usable bag? Real Republican grocery shoppers use a single-use plastic bag for every individual item to demonstrate how little they care about the enviroment.

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Perhaps this is some ham-fisted attempt to win over upper-middle-class liberals who would be otherwise unsympathetic to the Republicans’ arguments?

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And double bag each item. This guy’s a snowflake commie terrorist.

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Product placement in congress. Knew it was a matter of time. Why don’t any of them have big Pepsi cups in front of them?

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He knows who’s watching.

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Live. Eat. Re-use. Impeach.

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If he really knew, he’d have Diet Coke instead of Deer Park on the bench.

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Yeah, but Brawndo has the electrolytes that plants crave.

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Nothing says “professional” like an old grocery bag.

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Reminded thusly:

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I think as long as it’s pushing capitalism, he’s good.

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Bags are functional.

Of all the stuff going down in these proceedings, this is the weirdest thing to shame someone about.

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I suppose because it’s all a big show and high-stakes high-school drama and he brought the wrong prop. Only here for the updates, would never watch a minute of this so bring a my little pony backpack for all I care of the visuals

Do you even know what electrolytes are?

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So are cable-knit sweaters and pajama pants but you don’t see most people showing up for congressional testimony dressed like Jeff Lebowski.

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Yeah! They’re what plants crave!

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i’m sure someone can green-screen something onto that.

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