Books we should write

How To Troll on Boing Boing

  • Design and deploy a steampunk surveillance camera.

  • Thank BoingBoing for teaching you that a person’s sexual preferences are determined at birth and are nothing to be ashamed of. Then mention that you’re male and prefer slim women.

  • Photoshop a banana coming out of goatse. Post it anywhere on the internet. Wait.

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