Boots that leave swastika footprint recalled amid fuhrer

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Shit! I thought they were Buddhist boots. No wonder nobody’s texting me back.

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Yeah, agree. I had a few “concentration” “shower” puns in my backpocket, but sensed I would be crossing the well recognized line that Hogan’s Heroes drew on Nazi humor.

https://books.google.com/books?id=lMGoAwAAQBAJ&pg=PT46&lpg=PT46&dq=phenomenon+of+hogan’s+heroes+humor&source=bl&ots=5hKRFP0Kmj&sig=860yX1EP43pMkxT8bPCmNTnG2Cs&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwilnsLR-7_RAhXE4SYKHTjTBk0Q6AEIVzAN#v=onepage&q=phenomenon%20of%20hogan’s%20heroes%20humor&f=false

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Danke.

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How high quality is the leather on these boots, mon? I mean, is it from da alligator or from Dachau?

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I don’t know, but the inside is lined with fur from the desert fox.

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you’re a real mensch. an uber mensch.

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So nice of you to say. Next time there’s a meetup, I’m buying the first gin and teutonic.

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I’ll rally behind that banner.

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Oh, Gestap-it!

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What colours do they come in? I want them to match my panzers.

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Are they well insulated? The problem I have with my feet is them getting Cold - itz a circulation issue.

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Most puns are bad, but these are Schutzstaffel.

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I think it’s good that the manufacturer Axis this product, it crosses some sort of iMaginot Line.

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Anne Frankly it’s in terrible taste.

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I’m left with a feeling of welt schmerz.

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I should hope so. They have a genuine Fuhrer lining.

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This kind of passive-aggressive hateration needs to be stamped out.

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But my toes never had so much lebensraum.

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is Sudaten germans again? Ann really liked you, but I guess that’s Anschluss. Just remember to pick up the Czech!

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Perfect boots for all Occupations.

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