Shit! I thought they were Buddhist boots. No wonder nobody’s texting me back.
Yeah, agree. I had a few “concentration” “shower” puns in my backpocket, but sensed I would be crossing the well recognized line that Hogan’s Heroes drew on Nazi humor.
Danke.
How high quality is the leather on these boots, mon? I mean, is it from da alligator or from Dachau?
I don’t know, but the inside is lined with fur from the desert fox.
you’re a real mensch. an uber mensch.
So nice of you to say. Next time there’s a meetup, I’m buying the first gin and teutonic.
I’ll rally behind that banner.
Oh, Gestap-it!
What colours do they come in? I want them to match my panzers.
Are they well insulated? The problem I have with my feet is them getting Cold - itz a circulation issue.
Most puns are bad, but these are Schutzstaffel.
I think it’s good that the manufacturer Axis this product, it crosses some sort of iMaginot Line.
Anne Frankly it’s in terrible taste.
I’m left with a feeling of welt schmerz.
I should hope so. They have a genuine Fuhrer lining.
This kind of passive-aggressive hateration needs to be stamped out.
But my toes never had so much lebensraum.
is Sudaten germans again? Ann really liked you, but I guess that’s Anschluss. Just remember to pick up the Czech!
Perfect boots for all Occupations.