Boots that leave swastika footprint recalled amid fuhrer


#1

As always, come for the Godwin, stay for the comments:

  • “Good for marching into Poland, but not so good for much else”.
  • “nein out of 10”
  • “Heilly recommended”

#2


#3

I know, reich?


#4

Those boots are jacked up.


#5

But I’ll bet the’re really good for stepping over geese


#6

The laces are great for tying a nice strong nazi.


#7

I did nazi that! Good catch. Of course the double-walled insulation can also help you on two fronts.


#8

Are these boots any good for trooping? Specifically, through storms?


#9

Absolutely. They’re also rated for 30 degree Lebeau zero. I just hope they throw the responsible bootmaker in the Klink.


#10

You sure those are geese? They seem to goebbels.


#11

Yes, but it requires a lot of concentration. They were intended to win a master race, but they didn’t do so well in Russia.

@Mister_Eppy: Recalled you say? Is that their final solution? Will they be reissued in orange in seventy years?


#12

Wow. That’s like a Drew Curtis headline. Nice.


#13

You should see the matching shirts.


#14

Can they get you to the trains on time?


#15

Yes, but they’re mainly for camp personnel. Also not recommended for long walks on the beach.


#16


#17

They would be good for Trumping though France.


#18

Yes, but make sure you Gott mit uns to keep your hands warm.


#19

No, they squeeze you if you complain that the trains are still late.


#20

Beide?