Boots that leave swastika footprint recalled amid fuhrer

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As always, come for the Godwin, stay for the comments:

  • “Good for marching into Poland, but not so good for much else”.
  • “nein out of 10”
  • “Heilly recommended”
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I know, reich?

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Those boots are jacked up.

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But I’ll bet the’re really good for stepping over geese

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The laces are great for tying a nice strong nazi.

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I did nazi that! Good catch. Of course the double-walled insulation can also help you on two fronts.

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Are these boots any good for trooping? Specifically, through storms?

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Absolutely. They’re also rated for 30 degree Lebeau zero. I just hope they throw the responsible bootmaker in the Klink.

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You sure those are geese? They seem to goebbels.

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Yes, but it requires a lot of concentration. They were intended to win a master race, but they didn’t do so well in Russia.

@Mister_Eppy: Recalled you say? Is that their final solution? Will they be reissued in orange in seventy years?

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Wow. That’s like a Drew Curtis headline. Nice.

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You should see the matching shirts.

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Can they get you to the trains on time?

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Yes, but they’re mainly for camp personnel. Also not recommended for long walks on the beach.

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They would be good for Trumping though France.

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Yes, but make sure you Gott mit uns to keep your hands warm.

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No, they squeeze you if you complain that the trains are still late.

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Beide?

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