Christ, what an asshole
The investigation into whether the cash he gave, while Mayor of London, to the blonde American IT businesswoman, with whom he may have had an affair, has also been shelved.
It can wait until later though. The Tories have promised to do lots of fantastic things if they win the election. No word yet why they haven’t done any of them in the previous 9 years they have been in power, but undoubtedly we will find out after the election, so it’s all good.
You know government has reached a pretty pass when dodgy Kickstarters have a better success rate. /s