Boston-area police warn locals to wear pants outside

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/16/boston-area-police-warn-locals.html

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Do you mean Baltimore-area? Boston-area is too uptight for such shenanigans. (Also, the link to the comments on the original story took me back to the original story.)

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This is America. And I’ll do what I want.

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Yeah, Taneytown is in MD. Also, it’s just been too cold up here to go without pants.

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“We are Taneytown. Not ‘Taintytown.’”

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If it is the last warning, I hope that they actually told the person. The chances that they are both on twitter and checking the local PD’s feed are pretty damn low.

Edit: I see now that this was facebook but the underlying point stands. I guess I’ve had xeni’s habit of posting by concatenating many twitter randos on my mind.

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Every day is a no pants day now.

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If you insist…

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But is the mailman wearing pants?

https://archive.boston.com/news/local/articles/2008/07/21/mailman_seeks_comfort_in_kilt/

300h

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Ach, dinnae attack the wearing of the kilt.

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The “you know who you are” seems awfully optimistic about the number of people who follow their local police department on Facebook.

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I’m assume people are leaving their homes exposed unless they have an underwear rule.

There is a Horneytown in NC, it’s banging.

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I’m guessing maybe it was a pretty large family, those Horney folks.

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Pajama pants ARE pants.

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Is this not referred to as Porky-Pigging it?

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Takes one to know one. Prove it