Can we compile the perfect soundtrack for the perfect omnishambles?
Starter for ten, dedicated to Theresa May, the Conservative Party, the House of Commons, and the entire damned country.
Can we compile the perfect soundtrack for the perfect omnishambles?
Starter for ten, dedicated to Theresa May, the Conservative Party, the House of Commons, and the entire damned country.
Letâs not forget this one:
I found that especially appropriate as I kept hearing âCurtain has fallenâ as âBritain has fallenâ.
You might just as well play white noise. Very loudly.
What about this?
Are you criticising our taste in music? How about something more classical?
And now, the end is nearâŠ
Well, if weâre going down that route âŠ
Far from it.
I could have posted some music by The Whitest Boy alive, but the general randomness of Whitehall at the moment would be an insult to Erlend Ăye and colleagues. Also, white noise is used in electronic music to synthesise, e.g., cymbals.
Surely itâs more like this
(Itâs off topic, buit how the fuck did Scotland lose 3-0 to Kazakhstan today? They only scored 6 goals in their 2018 World Cup qualifying group)