Originally published at: Caffeinated ramen in a squeeze tube for one-handed slurping while videogaming - Boing Boing Instant ramen in a tube
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From Allan Rose Hill…
that sounds thoroughly disgusting.
reminds me of these nasty things from my bicycle racing days. the lemon-lime wasn’t bad… wasn’t good, either
“ketchup has natural mellowing agents…”
ketchuuup… ketchuuuup…
~Ketchup Advisory Board™
I appreciate the fact that it has konyaku (burdock root) in it. That stuff will help to ‘smooth your poops’ as it were.
But, just like Utah Philips told it - “It’s good though!”
In the Matrix, the machines didn’t force anyone to get in those pods. The humans crawled in of their own free will so that they could game better.
Where do I sign up?
Hopefully the people who buy this product already have the gaming chair from Idiocracy installed
So cyberpunk, it hurts your arteries.
It’s like their mission was to try to find as many ways as possible to fuck up instant ramen.
I’ve been using a maple sugar version of those for endurance ocean racing and I think they’re pretty good. I also use their drink mix.
I think the best endurance snack is definitely Haribo gummies though. Sugar, carbs and protein. They’re basically a superfood. Individual results may vary.
The sugar free Haribo gummies are a super food for entirely different reasons.
Okay, so who else expected this to be another thing being sold in the BoingBoingStore?