California lawyer sold guns and meth, say feds who arrested her

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/11/california-lawyer-sold-guns-an.html

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Should we update the song to Lawyers, Guns and Meth?

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You’re not supposed to sell the guns and meth YOURSELF, you’re supposed to FACILITATE gun and meth deals. Did this woman learn nothing from Saul Goodman?

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It sounds like the kind of logical thinking that comes after you ignore the wisdom of Biggie Smalls (among others). Never get high on your own supply.

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A full service practice.

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Plenty of room for her in tRump Co., resume should impress.

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So… a fun lawyer??

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It’s all about the add on potential. Such as:
“Here’s your meth sir, do you have a moment to hear about our exciting gun offers?” or “Here’s the gun you ordered madam, perhaps you’d like some meth with that?”

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Well there’s only one answer here:

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