Crudely drawn, but this shows moving X miles south, then X miles east, then X miles north, ending in the original spot.
“Tricky to understand” ==> write-only code. Do not try to read or grok it – that’s the computer’s job…
Back in the day, I inhaled Dr Dobbs Journal of Computer Calisthentics and Orthodontia (and I have the tees to prove it) which amongst other stuff featured contests for the most compact and incomprehensible code. I’ll admit to some antisocial coding myself. Shame on me.
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Something like this still exists:
My dad, who started coding for the USAF in the 50s, believed that complex, compact code was always the best code. He loved COBOL, said it made you have to think elegantly. He would have hated the kind of slop that huge amounts of memory lets folks get away with these days. He also believed that long playing albums ruined jazz.
Compact compiled software is best IMHO but if the source is read-only it will be dauntingly difficult to maintain. I was trained to thoroughly comment my COBOL and c code. No shit-coding allowed.
You’re at the center of Discworld, duh.
IMHO, Elon Musk is mostly a jerk. At least his public persona. I wonder how much of that is the corrosive effect of having too much money?
My hunch is it’s a lot. I’ve certainly seen it in people I know, with much smaller amounts of wealth involved.
FTFY. Those who are really good are busy solving all kinds of real problems they encounter. At least that is my experience.
I found that a really simple and fun way of determining whether or not to hire somebody is to sit down and write some code together for 2 hours. I’m pretty fast at finding something that challenges them, and then I do my best to keep the situation friendly and cooperative. Both parties learn a lot in a session, and I have yet to encounter somebody who didn’t appreciate the experience. These days when I’m forced to sit through a normal job interview, I find that a real waste of time, so I try to find a way of working together for other types of jobs, too.
Brilliant. But be aware that trick only works for a good company. In a bad company, the unlucky ones will be in the pile you keep.
I read Dr. Dobbs, BYTE, and Circuit Cellar monthly. Didn’t understand much of the latter, but enjoyed nonetheless.
Don’t get me wrong. I like the tricks and hacks and Obfuscated Code contests. As entertainment, not what pays the bills.
All that my interviews ever start out with is:
“You are a turtle…”
Thanks for the visual. Before I watched the video, I thought about it again and thought of this solution. I did not go the step further and realize that there are infinite solutions as presented in the video.
Great riddle.
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