Watch Bill Nye read mean Tweets about himself


#1

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#2

Bill Nye is a superhero.


#3

Bill Nye is a SUPER HERO, and I thought that first, you only wrote that first!


#4

Damn it, now I need to go calculate exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ might be… this could take hours!!!


#5

I’m thinking science or possibly math would be helpful.


#6

Wait! What is the answer to the paint question? It’s from the top, right, the top?


#7

God damn it. Now I want to paint something and see how it dries.


#8

science and possibly math are algore conspiracies.


#9

We are going to have to isolate our variables. If it is in a sunny location or an area with temp stratifications I would predict top. But without those…wouldn’t the increase in volatile gases near the top insulate it or increase pressure from off gassing more? Therefore the bottom will dry first?

I am of course assuming the gases are lighter than normal air.


#10

Fuck it. paint a sphere in a vacuum in zero G. It all dries the same.


#11

…A sphere in a vacuum still has temperature… and if there’s a single light source, then there’s going to be a temperature gradient on its surface.


#12

obviously no light, and we will have to surround it in a Dyson sphere made of neutron stars.

Isn’t that how all physicists assume the universe works? (Insert joke about Spherical Cow here).


#13

I can’t remember who it was who coined the term (I have the feeling it was Von Neumann, because Feynman mentions this in his biography), but it’s perfect for a physicist to say: “you’re a spherical asshole, because you look like an asshole from every direction and orientation.”


#14

One of the best “Mean Tweets” videos I’ve watched. Let’s all do cartwheels for voodoo!


#15

(Opens notebook, jots quote down for future use).

Thank you >:)


#16

Didn’t Algore battle Godzilla once?


#17

Well it’s alright but no Dawkins reading his hate mail, that’s in a different league.


Children of Abraham: tell us what you believe atheists believe
#18

First; assume a perfect sphere …


#19

“Because most of the letters were written by religious fundamentalists, viewer discretion is advised”

So much for “my god gives me a moral compass. You’re a hateful evil sinner without god.” :grin:


#20

Algore rhythmically speaking, of course.