Watch Bill Nye read mean Tweets about himself

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Bill Nye is a superhero.

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Bill Nye is a SUPER HERO, and I thought that first, you only wrote that first!

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Damn it, now I need to go calculate exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ might be… this could take hours!!!

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I’m thinking science or possibly math would be helpful.

Wait! What is the answer to the paint question? It’s from the top, right, the top?

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God damn it. Now I want to paint something and see how it dries.

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science and possibly math are algore conspiracies.

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We are going to have to isolate our variables. If it is in a sunny location or an area with temp stratifications I would predict top. But without those…wouldn’t the increase in volatile gases near the top insulate it or increase pressure from off gassing more? Therefore the bottom will dry first?

I am of course assuming the gases are lighter than normal air.

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Fuck it. paint a sphere in a vacuum in zero G. It all dries the same.

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…A sphere in a vacuum still has temperature… and if there’s a single light source, then there’s going to be a temperature gradient on its surface.

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obviously no light, and we will have to surround it in a Dyson sphere made of neutron stars.

Isn’t that how all physicists assume the universe works? (Insert joke about Spherical Cow here).

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I can’t remember who it was who coined the term (I have the feeling it was Von Neumann, because Feynman mentions this in his biography), but it’s perfect for a physicist to say: “you’re a spherical asshole, because you look like an asshole from every direction and orientation.”

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One of the best “Mean Tweets” videos I’ve watched. Let’s all do cartwheels for voodoo!

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(Opens notebook, jots quote down for future use).

Thank you >:)

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Didn’t Algore battle Godzilla once?

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Well it’s alright but no Dawkins reading his hate mail, that’s in a different league.

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First; assume a perfect sphere …

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“Because most of the letters were written by religious fundamentalists, viewer discretion is advised”

So much for “my god gives me a moral compass. You’re a hateful evil sinner without god.” :grin:

Algore rhythmically speaking, of course.

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