Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/05/canadian-road-rage.html
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That display of road rage was brutal
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Those Canuks are vicious.
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“Road Rage”…
Uh, I don’t think that means what you think it means…
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Geez, how about a little warning? There could be children watching! Won’t someone please think of the children!?!?
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This is Canada
We gots the syrups eh
We all being friendly eh
We likes da Molson eh
This is Canada
We gots the mounties eh
Trudeau’s a hottie eh
We be sooper friendly eh
This is Canada
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As it should be! 
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Whew! Almost had a heart attack eh. I’m sorry eh. Good, good… eh, let’s all have a Moulson’s eh. I like Canada… a lot.
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Oh yeah, sure, you all find it endearing now but don’t you see how never ending apologies can migrate into stalking if you don’t put an end to it, fast?
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F*cking socialists! Taking something as pure and beautiful as road rage and sucking the fun right out of it. Handshakes. Bah! It’s supposed to be fist shakes! /s
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When I was stationed in England in the late 80s, I was on my motorcycle and entered a roundabout near Bicester without paying the proper amount of attention. I may have looked the wrong way, since I’m a Yank and all. The only thing that kept me from dying is that I panicked in the proper way and gunned it straight for the center, whereupon I hit the grass and fell over. Several drivers stopped to see if I was okay. I felt like a complete fool.
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Huh? There were only half a dozen apologies and no offers of pints. Those dudes were pissed!
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Every day, horrific scenes like this play out across the blighted arctic wasteland that is Cana… who the heck am I kidding, eh? It’s nice up there, real nice. Like Minnesota everywhere. Those fellas shoulda had a beer or at least exchanged a hockey story “felt like when that big forward skated backwards into me on Sunday, woo weee!” “and I was listening to some Tragically Hip that was just tragically good and wasn’t paying proper attention to my odometer, I’ll do better next time, eh”
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So simple, so eleoquent, so Canadian. Who is Macron eh?
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Here is the incident in full https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5lElMEJRc. Just a note to all you non Canadians out there we don’t have a Memorial day holiday we hav Victoria day and we do not, I repeat, DO NOT say “Sir” which is clearly a military indoctrination tic. So I say own this lovely ending to an almost tragic story those who dwell in the middle of North America!
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I totally whiffed on which French guy I was talking aboot.
Honestly…I’d take either macron or Trudeau given we are stuck with Drumpf.
CANADIAN TRAFFIC JAM:
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Missed the fine print…
* Excludes the Greater Toronto Area
Can we get a Canadian driver exchange program set up for Northern Virginia?
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Are you kidding me? I’d take the average Canadian/Canadien over drumpf. Won’t you come invade us? Oh Canada!
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