Canadians save shark from choking to death on moose


So this is how Canadians celebrate Shark Week.


Break for Moose. It WILL save your life.


I hate it when people intervene with natural selection. I mean, how are sharks supposed to learn not to eat moose if people keep saving them?

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They were saving us from the evolution of Land Sharks… Thank you Canada!


My sister choked to death on a møøse once. No, realli!


why was there a piece of moose at the beach?

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Give the poor shark a break. It thought it was having a nice chocolate mousse for dessert.

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Oblig link to Gotta Get Me Moose B’y

If you need help with the language, start here:

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Now that I think about it, it is the opposite… They are hastening the coming of the land shark. They let this one go to reproduce its landlubbing, moose-munching genes – who knows what its progeny will be capable of…
Darn you Canadia, Darn you to Heck!

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Pretty sure tragedy was not averted for the moose.

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For some reason when I read this blog post I was reminded of Rob Ford.

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