Originally published at: "Moose may try to lick your car. Don't let them!" urges park service - Boing Boing
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I’m sorry, if a moose is trying to lick my car, I don’t plan on telling it to stop.
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If you give a moose a salt lick…
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There are worse things than getting your car licked.
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Obligatory…
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Aw, Neil Innes. I loved the Innes Book of Records on BBC.
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moose bites can be very serious.
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A moose bit my sister once
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Why would anyone bite a moose?
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Bad move. By law they now own it.
My favorite moose video.(I skimmed yours and didn’t see it. I appreciate the story about a killer whale eating one.)
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What’s the difference between a Moose and a Buffalo? You can’t wash your hands in a Buffalo… wait… no… that’s not right. 
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Park service advises using “Mom-voice” to deter large ungulates …
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Tell it to push off politely. You don’t want to kink-shame a moose!
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If I have to choose between my car and a thousand pound monster with weapons growing out of its head, I’ll gladly buy a new car.
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Ah, the old “Let the Wookie Win” strategy.
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I highly recommend watching it all… it’s incredibly funny… I love his stuff. They’re all funny and informative.
That’s very funny, too, though.
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Moose are enormous, potentially violent animals. How do you not let a moose do something?
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Last night when I read @RickMycroft’s link in Odd Stuff, I read the quote in the one box as:
and I thought, “Canadians get up to some weird stuff.” They make a lot of the best music, though, so it’s all good. I think I need to try to get to bed earlier.
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Wait, um, ask to see it’s manager?
I’m confused.
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