Cats are irresistibly drawn to circles

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The waistband of your skirt/pants, when viewed from above (or below, you lucky bastard) is also a circle. Just sayin.

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Maru is an artist, man – pushing boundaries of the concept of fitting is his life’s work.

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So a hatbox should be doubly irresistable.

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When my cat was still alive, I bought a nice hat that came in a box. To avoid white cat fur on my nice new black borsalino, I was very strict about putting the hat back in the box and the box in a place where he couldn’t get to. Every time I did this I felt his burning desire for that hat box.

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Darth Vader’s pro tip: don’t have a white cat.

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Today’s hint from teh internets. Some humor comes unmarked with emoticons. It can make it even funnier.

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So if you have both a white and a black cat and you wear a white and black outfit, what do you do then?

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Scream?

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Or embrace the cat hair, I guess.

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Or start a new fashion, with fine patterns that are made from thin irregular black and white stripes. Cat camo!

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Cats and scissors can reduce your stuff to shreds.
Cats and scissors are never where you left them.
It’s a bad idea to run while carrying cats and scissors.

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the classic

the up-and-coming classic

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The center of attention; a natural habitat of the feline form.

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And then get a ginger cat as well.

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Cut to the chase and get a calico.

Mosaic expression ftw!

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Mine are draw to any book that I lay down, or any pile of paperwork that I am working through.

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Mine are drawn to the backs of my hands, whenever my hands are on a keyboard or a mouse.

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But then I would only have 1 cat instead of 3. It’s hard to be a crazy cat lady with only 1 cat.

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You can have three calico cats!

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Yay! Multiple cats.

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