Acquire booze, drink until there are two cats. This will give you a -4 modifier on sanity rolls, and make you not mind so much about the cat hair.
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Since calicoes are legendarily eccentric, and often have as much personality as several cats in one body, they count extra towards crazy cat lady status!
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I tried this with my cat, and she made a point of always stepping around the circle.
Interestingly, she appears to think sheâs a dog.
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This is why cats creep me out.
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I donât currently have a cat, so drinking until I see two cats would require copious amounts of alcohol. I doubt my obstetrician would approve.
Try some ketamine. Not only you can see cats, you can be a cat.
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I think that might have the same issue.
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If youâve got a bun in the oven, thatâs the best time to get a cat, because somebody else has to clean the litterbox.
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