Cats are irresistibly drawn to circles

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Acquire booze, drink until there are two cats. This will give you a -4 modifier on sanity rolls, and make you not mind so much about the cat hair.

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Since calicoes are legendarily eccentric, and often have as much personality as several cats in one body, they count extra towards crazy cat lady status!

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I tried this with my cat, and she made a point of always stepping around the circle.

Interestingly, she appears to think sheā€™s a dog.

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This is why cats creep me out.

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I donā€™t currently have a cat, so drinking until I see two cats would require copious amounts of alcohol. I doubt my obstetrician would approve.

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Try some ketamine. Not only you can see cats, you can be a cat.

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I think that might have the same issue.

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If youā€™ve got a bun in the oven, thatā€™s the best time to get a cat, because somebody else has to clean the litterbox.

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